"you give me..." (BBC Sherlock fic)

Um, I told you guys how much I was procrastinating with spn_summergen, right? Well, here’s one thing I did to avoid writing it: filled a couple of prompts at the sherlockbbc_fic comment meme.

This one is straight-up, shameless h/c, and I feel a little sheepish about writing something so clichéd. But, y’all know how incapable I am of resisting the particular cliché below, and I figure it’s kinda like the plate of cookies you bring to a new neighbor—a gesture of welcome, and a chance to see whether you want to be friends. Or, y’know, write more in the fandom. Which in this case, I did—posted anonymously because it’s by far the porniest thing I’ve ever written (like NC-17, trufax--that’s what summergen has driven me to). I’ll put it up here once I get a draft of that gen thing done.

Anyway, I’ve written another 1,000 wds of summergen, so I’m letting myself re-post this.
Apologies if you’ve already seen this at the com. And for the title—which is the only thing I could come up with late at night…

Title: ‘You give me….’
Rating: pg
Word count: ~1,300
Warnings: n/a; the vaguest allusion to “The Red-Headed League.”
Disclaimer: not mine, no profit.
Summary: for a request for fluffy h/c on the sherlockbbc_fic comment fic meme. Sick!Sherlock

( you give me... )