ETA: I love the South, you know I love the South. What I don’t love? The boys’ school being delayed two hours on the strength of an eighth of an inch of snow that only stuck to the freaking grass.

OMG, last year they had a late start at the local schools and "liberal leave policy" at my job on account of this:



It only stuck to the grass. I am the winter-wussiest person I know, and *I* was embarrassed for us.